Icy Tsunamis Perturb Saturn’s Rings

Saturn, as a planet, has been very good to me. In fact, after the Earth it’s probably my next favorite planet. So naturally I’m always interested in new discoveries about my #2 planetary body.

The Cassini probe–orbiting Saturn since July 1, 2004–continues to make remarkable discoveries about Saturn. The latest is that the gravitational pull of Saturn’s largest moon, Titan, causes giant, circling “tsunamis” of icy particles in Saturn’s faint, inner C ring.

NASA’s Voyager 1 probe–observing Saturn’s rings from a single, shallow angle–first recorded a rippling region within the C ring during a November 1980 flyby.

Scientists working on the project suggest that if you were standing next to this tsunami, it would be large–with each peak just under a mile (1.6 kilometers tall)–but very slow moving, at only about 250 meters [820 feet] a day.

So cool!

Full article is here and pictures are here.

– S.

Gulf Oil Spill Follow-Up

Some of you might recall that a few months ago I posted about the Deep Horizon Gulf of Mexico Oil spill and the gonzo idea to use a seafloor nuclear detonation to plug the leak.

So why the follow-up? Why, because of reader demand, of course! Specifically, one reader: the poster known only as Anonymous.

Ah, yes, my friend Anonymous. Or should I say Dr. Harbique LaCourt. At least that’s the name he gave himself in one of his responses, though I can find no mention of such a person online anywhere and he’s gone back to Anonymous in subsequent posts. He also didn’t mention what he’s a doctor of. But hey, let’s give him benefit of the doubt.

As you’ll see from the comments he’s left on the original post, I’ve clearly hit a nerve. He pops up every few weeks to scold me and demand that I post something more about the oil spill. After all, as he writes: “Several months after the breach, they can’t find any more oil and the leak is plugged. For this, you were advocating that God (or someone of equal authority) close down the entire BP enterprise.”

Hmm…I don’t recall bringing God into this at all. I’m pretty sure the only invisible hand that I discussed bringing about the end of BP was that of the free market (and perhaps the US legal system, should BP be sued into oblivion).

So, setting aside the Deity for a moment, let’s consider the poster’s claim that they can’t find any more oil and the leak is plugged.

I will grant the second part of that: they have indeed plugged the leak and no one could be happier than I about it. However, it’s the first part of that (over)statement that we need to consider.

Is the oil really all gone?

I have to answer a resounding ‘NO’ to such a claim.

You needn’t look far for the evidence (ah, there’s that tricky thing again, doctor–evidence).

I encourage everyone to read the wonderful and lengthy article on the Gulf Oil Spill and its potential long-term consequences on the National Geographic website. This article appeared in a recent special issue which I was able to read, and it sheds a lot of light on the spill, the hubris and lax regulation that spawned it, and the current and potential future environmental impacts of the spill .

If you want to know more you can also look here, here, here, here and here. Like I said, the evidence isn’t hard to come by.

The good news is that the worst possible outcome–millions of gallons of oil washing up on sensitive coasts and wetlands–doesn’t look like it will come to pass. The naturally occuring oil-eating bacteria that live in the Gulf have kicked into overdrive to eat the oil, but that too poses hazards should the ballooning bacteria population lead to vast swathes of low-oxygen water. Such zones would be deadly to fish and the smaller parts of the ecosystem.

We should also be concerned about the amount of chemical dispersant sprayed in the Gulf during the spill. The dispersants are meant to prevent huge slicks from coating beaches, and they do just what they’re supposed to: disperse, not destroy, not clean up or remove. The chemical dispersant itself is largely untested for environmental impact, especially at the kinds of volume that were being dumped into the Gulf for several months. So no easy answers.

And as this article points out, there’s evidence to suggest that the dispersant simply forced huge quantities of the oil downward, into the middle of water column, where huge slicks remain trapped, while others settle on the seafloor as giant mats of oil, inches thick, that kill all life as they block off and starve the seafloor and its countless biological components from precious food and oxygen.

The National Geographic article does a good job of pointing out just how superficial the recovery of some reefs and wetlands has been from oil spills (in that the oil is a couple of inches below the sand, as fresh and sticky and poisonous as the day it washed up from the well…)

So why go to all this trouble to refute the claims of a blog troll? Well, I’m curious about just why this fellow is so pissed off by my little blog post about environmental disaster. I mean, this is Blogowych, not BoingBoing. And once he found the post, if he felt I was just some hippie wingnut, why all the venom? I suppose some people, when angry, are just the kind who need to vent. But hanging on to the rage this long and making periodic return visits to post comments on a post that didn’t get many views and which doesn’t even appear on the main page anywhere?

The reason I asked about his real identity (a request he seemed perplexed and infuriated by) was because I’d like to know what his biases and credentials are. Is he simply a concerned citizen, like I am? Is he an engineer in the field of petrochemicals? Is he in the employ of a petrochemical company? Has he been hired by BP or some lobby group as a paid apologist, or to slag every post he can find that speaks ill of the spill and the corporate response? (If I were BP, I’d sure as hell hire somebody to flame away on blogs, Twitter, Facebook, etc.)

Doubtless, I’m letting my imagination and paranoia get the better of me but you see where I’m going with this. Biases matter, and I feel they should be declared if we’re going to have a frank, honest debate. I was happy enough to list my credentials, education, etc. when asked.

However, I clearly expected too much of this poster. While I wanted to engage with the issues and marshal evidence to support and refute, Anonymous seemed intent simply on name calling. He’s accused me of ad hominem attacks, as well as being a “fascist idiot”. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know what either an ad hominem attack or a fascist is.

He has also called me a “mule-riding, petrophobic, Earth-worshipping Druid with an 7th-grade education” (direct quote).

Oh–I take it back. Clearly he does understand what an ad hominem attack is.

Well, I’ll spend no more time trying to reason with the unreasonable. This mule-riding, petrophobic, Earth-worshipping Druid with an 7th-grade education will simply take solace in knowing that he’s in the right.

– S.

Things Overhead at the Stop-Watch Gang Meeting – 25 July 2010

“This is a Jennifer Lopez movie that I’ve seen.”

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Q: “Who says?”
A: “I do.”

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“He’s HUGE in Romania!”

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“I couldn’t remember a damn thing about the story after I put it down. Sorry — I’m not holding back on this one.”

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“He’s not THAT big in Romania.”

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“It’s like trying to read a map inside a car full of clowns.”

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“He’s been to Romania…or knows how to spell it.”

Rise of the Machine Books?

The New York Times reported yesterday that Amazon.com has announced that for the last three months, sales of books for its e-reader, the Kindle, outnumbered the sales of hardcover books through their website.

In that time, Amazon said, it sold 143 Kindle books for every 100 hardcover books, including hardcovers for which there is no Kindle edition.

The pace of change is quickening, too, Amazon said. In the last four weeks sales rose to 180 digital books for every 100 hardcover copies.

The figures released by Amazon.com do not include free Kindle books, of which there are 1.8 million originally published before 1923 (they are in the public domain because their copyright has expired), nor did Amazon give figures for how paperback sales compare with e-book sales (paperback sales are thought to still outnumber e-books).

One expert in the Times article goes so far as to predict that within a decade, fewer than 25 percent of all books sold will be print versions.

Hmm… That seems a bit extreme to me. After all, the dead-tree version of the book still has its appeals (not least of which is never running out of batteries or crashing and losing your e-book just as you’re about to find out what happens to Ahab and the Whale*)

But it seems clear that the e-book is, at last, here to stay. And I certainly see the appeal of buying the e-book version rather than the hardcover version: hardcovers are heavy, not usually bus- or subway-friendly reading, and they are usually $30+ dollars, whereas you can get the e-book version for your preferred reader for somewhere in the neighborhood of $12.99 most time. Sometimes less.

So what does this mean for publishers and authors? Well, that’s a bit harder to say. It may end up being a good thing for everyone: working in publishing I can tell you that one of the biggest first costs for a printed book is the paper, print, and bind (PP&B) costs.

We routinely send our books to the printer as hi-res PDF files. If we didn’t have to actually bother printing the physical books…

And (at least so far) publishers look to be paying authors a much higher percentage royalty on the e-copies of their books (anywhere from 25-50% of net) than they get currently on paperbacks (around 40 cents) or hardcovers (maybe $2 from every hardcover sold)

So what does the future hold? Difficult to say. Always in motion is the future. But I, for one, welcome our e-book overlords…

– S.

* PS: I peaked at the end of Moby Dick–Ahab and the Whale sort out their differences and become friends. Who knew?

I Write Like

Came across a neat little website thanks to a link from Rob Sawyer: it’s called I Write Like and it’s a statistical analysis tool that analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them with those of the famous writers.

So I ran samples from the various stories I’ve had published and here’s what came out (note: these are listed in order of publication):

BORROWED TIME

I write like
Dan Brown

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!


Not really sure I write like Dan Brown I decided to do a little test and try a couple of different sections from one story:

SATURN IN G MINOR
Opening section…

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!


The middle technobabble exposition bit…

I write like
Arthur C. Clarke

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!


Okay, that’s making more sense! So I stayed away from dialogue heavy sections for the test (on the theory that dialogue is what tripped the Dan Brown analysis–though I went back and tested a non-dialogue section of Borrowed Time and it still came out Dan Brown, so…)

CITIUS, ALTIUS, FORTIUS

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!


CLADISTICS

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!


So everything I tested was published stuff and it seems like I was growing in skill (yes, I realize this is hardly a scientific or necessarily reliable test, but still it’s nice to think…) so I decided to test something unpublished, something I’ve just recent finished work on and which is now out for consideration:

UNPUBLISHED STORY

I write like
Ursula K. Le Guin

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Cool! Could it be that I’m making actual progress?? 😉

– S.

On Rejection

Writing is being rejected.

Or at least that’s the best that I can figure.

Because no matter how much you sell, odds are that you have multiple rejections for each of those pieces that some editor somewhere has finally understood the ineffible genius of and paid you for. Tens, dozens, maybe hundreds of rejections.

Writing is a weird kind of masochism.

And then there’s the phenomenon my friend and fellow WOTFian Steven Gaskell has dubbed ‘rejectomancy’: that is, “the dark art of analysing a rejection letter” and the endless parsing of phrases like while there’s some nice writing and just didn’t work for me.

So it’s always reassuring to hear stories about great, successful writers and artists who were rejected out of hand multiple times before hitting it big. Just remember that the same guy at Decca Records who rejected The Beatles rejected The Rolling Stones two years later (how did that guy keep his job!?!) And how many publishers was it rejected Harry Potter again?

While getting rejected is never fun (sometimes I’m fairly cavalier about getting turfed, other times–depending on my day at work, the phase of the moon, what I had for dinner, etc.–I take it harder than that) after seeing this article in The Guardian I can take heart that while the likes of Andy Warhol and Gertrude Stein also got rejected, at least I never got a rejection letter as, umm, explicit? as the one Jimi Hendrix got from Uncle Sam…

– S.

The Music of the Spheres


A very cool find today thanks to Sean Williams: the music of the spheres.

So, my interest in music derived from space and/or the planets is well known. Now, some inventive programmer has come up with a Flash animation that provides some very cool ambient music derived from the orbital periods of our own solar system…including Pluto! Yay! Much as my Canada includes Quebec, my solar system includes Pluto. Listen to the whole thing and hear Pluto sing!

Reminds me a bit of an interstellar music box…

And be sure to notice at the bottom the ticker that calculates how many orbits/years of each planet pass by as you listen.

Check it out the post here and the music program here.

– S.

All Signed Up for World Fantasy 2010


Well, from World Cup to World Fantasy: I’ve just signed up to attend this year’s World Fantasy in Columbus, Ohio. It runs October 28-31, 2010 and I’m really looking forward to it! I attended WFC in Saratoga Spring, NY in November of 2007 right after my Writers of the Future win and had a great time. My only regret? Not having the guts to go talk to Moebius (too intimidated, and though he spoke English one of the times I wish I’d stuck it out with my French classes…) and that I didn’t buy one of the prints he had for sale in the dealer’s room. D’oh!

The best part of WFC this year? It really only cost my $15. I had $110 US in my PayPal account that I had forgotten about so it cost me almost nothing to register. The hotel will be a different matter, however…

My goal in attending WFC this year is to have the first draft of my novel complete by then, so as to better to schmooze with editors and agents. So there’s no hiding and no shirking now. Just time to buckle down and get writing.

Speaking of which, I should get back to it…

See you in Ohio!

– S.