Photos of THE HOBBIT Cast

Now, when I first heard the news on the radio this morning that an actor had been cast to play Bilbo in the upcoming live-action adaptation of THE HOBBIT I was, admittedly, two-thirds asleep. So I thought at first that Morgan Freeman had been cast in the role.

Then, when I realized the news reader was saying Martin Freeman I thought: “Who?”

A quick look on the internets revealed a familiar face behind the unfamiliar name: “Oh, Tim from the British THE OFFICE! Arthur Dent from THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE movie! Oh, cool! He TOTALLY looks like a hobbit!”

My friend Dana, in fact, has been hoping against hope that Martin Freeman would be Bilbo since it was announced that they were finally filming THE HOBBIT.

So, much as I did when the STAR TREK reboot movie was announced, I’ve put together a photo line up of the announced cast (incidentally, that STAR TREK page was for a long time the most visited page on my blog. Curious to see whether the experience repeats with this post…)

The hobbit his self: Martin Freeman will play the role of Bilbo Baggins
  
Richard Armitage as Thorin Oakenshield

Aidan Turner as Kili (is it just me or does this guy look a lot like Michael Chabon?)

Rob Kazinsky as Fili
Graham McTavish as Dwalin

Stephen Hunter as Bombur

Mark Hadlow as Dori

Peter Hambleton as Gloin

Appearing as Oin will be John Callen, who apparently doesn’t exist on the internet…

Now some of these guys clearly look like dwarves already (I’m looking at you Stephen Hunter…) but I’m sure the rest will look the part once the prosthetic and beards are applied. It might help for now to imagine them looking more like this:

I, for one, can’t wait to see how they handle the dragon, Smaug.

Part 1 of THE HOBBIT is tentatively scheduled to begin making a fortune in December 2012.

– S.

Saturn’s Largest Moon Has Ingredients for Life *OR* ‘Scuse Me While I Kiss the Sky!

Continuing with this week’s Saturnine theme, the chemical “letters” used to write the basic code for life on Earth might exist on Saturn’s largest moon, according to new research presented earlier this month. The findings suggest the building blocks of life on Earth may have originated in the air, not only in primordial “soup” on land.

Based on lab experiments, scientists concluded it’s possible the thick atmospheric haze on Titan contains the five so-called nucleotide bases used in DNA and RNA, as well as some simple amino acids—the building blocks of proteins.

That’s not to say Titan is any more likely to host birds, fish, or even microbes like those on Earth, emphasized study co-author Sarah Hörst, a graduate student at the University of Arizona’s Lunar and Planetary Laboratory.

“If there’s life on Titan, it probably—for a lot of different reasons—would not use the molecules that life on Earth uses,” she told National Geographic News. For starters, Titan is much colder—an average of -180 degrees Celsius.

“Also, life on Earth is based on water, and there’s no liquid water on Titan’s surface available for life.” Though Titan has lakes, they’re believed to be filled with liquid methane.

Instead, Hörst and colleagues think their results might mean that earthly life arose in part from atmospheric components, suggesting the popular idea of a primordial soup on Earth’s early surface might be joined by an image of a primordial haze in the sky (a purple haze, if you will…)

“One of the reasons we think this is exciting is that Titan’s atmosphere gives us a window into what kinds of molecules a similar atmosphere is capable of producing,” Hörst said.

“With Titan, we can study the process, because it’s ongoing right now. But there’s lots of evidence now that early Earth might have had a Titan-like haze, and there’s probably a lot of exoplanets that have similar chemistry going on.”

Full article is here.

– S.

You Only Live Twice: Realms of Fantasy Dead Again

Blofeld: They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.
James Bond: Yes, this is my second life.
Blofeld: You only live twice, Mr. Bond.
– You Only Live Twice

Sad news (again) for authors and fans of short SF: Realms of Fantasy is defuncted again after a brief, 18-month revival.

According to Warren Lapine it was the economy that did RoF in again:

“Ultimately, I believe Realms failed because of a terrible economic climate. When I purchased the magazine I did not believe that the worst economy since the Great Depression would actually get worse; that was a mistake.”

But, things have been shaky at RoF again for a while. Earlier this year, Lapine sent around a letter urging people to buy submissions or else the magazine would fold again.

Guess they didn’t get enough…

I had a story under consideration at RoF, a story I’m really proud of and which had made it past the slush reader. I was waiting, hoping expectantly, that Shawna McCarthy might buy it and thus give me my first magazine sale.

Alas.

Now it’s time to send my brave little story off to another market. The way things have been going lately, let’s hope there are some left to buy it…

You can read the farewells of RoF editors Shawna McCarthy and Douglas Cohen here and here, respectively.

– S.

Icy Tsunamis Perturb Saturn’s Rings

Saturn, as a planet, has been very good to me. In fact, after the Earth it’s probably my next favorite planet. So naturally I’m always interested in new discoveries about my #2 planetary body.

The Cassini probe–orbiting Saturn since July 1, 2004–continues to make remarkable discoveries about Saturn. The latest is that the gravitational pull of Saturn’s largest moon, Titan, causes giant, circling “tsunamis” of icy particles in Saturn’s faint, inner C ring.

NASA’s Voyager 1 probe–observing Saturn’s rings from a single, shallow angle–first recorded a rippling region within the C ring during a November 1980 flyby.

Scientists working on the project suggest that if you were standing next to this tsunami, it would be large–with each peak just under a mile (1.6 kilometers tall)–but very slow moving, at only about 250 meters [820 feet] a day.

So cool!

Full article is here and pictures are here.

– S.

Gulf Oil Spill Follow-Up

Some of you might recall that a few months ago I posted about the Deep Horizon Gulf of Mexico Oil spill and the gonzo idea to use a seafloor nuclear detonation to plug the leak.

So why the follow-up? Why, because of reader demand, of course! Specifically, one reader: the poster known only as Anonymous.

Ah, yes, my friend Anonymous. Or should I say Dr. Harbique LaCourt. At least that’s the name he gave himself in one of his responses, though I can find no mention of such a person online anywhere and he’s gone back to Anonymous in subsequent posts. He also didn’t mention what he’s a doctor of. But hey, let’s give him benefit of the doubt.

As you’ll see from the comments he’s left on the original post, I’ve clearly hit a nerve. He pops up every few weeks to scold me and demand that I post something more about the oil spill. After all, as he writes: “Several months after the breach, they can’t find any more oil and the leak is plugged. For this, you were advocating that God (or someone of equal authority) close down the entire BP enterprise.”

Hmm…I don’t recall bringing God into this at all. I’m pretty sure the only invisible hand that I discussed bringing about the end of BP was that of the free market (and perhaps the US legal system, should BP be sued into oblivion).

So, setting aside the Deity for a moment, let’s consider the poster’s claim that they can’t find any more oil and the leak is plugged.

I will grant the second part of that: they have indeed plugged the leak and no one could be happier than I about it. However, it’s the first part of that (over)statement that we need to consider.

Is the oil really all gone?

I have to answer a resounding ‘NO’ to such a claim.

You needn’t look far for the evidence (ah, there’s that tricky thing again, doctor–evidence).

I encourage everyone to read the wonderful and lengthy article on the Gulf Oil Spill and its potential long-term consequences on the National Geographic website. This article appeared in a recent special issue which I was able to read, and it sheds a lot of light on the spill, the hubris and lax regulation that spawned it, and the current and potential future environmental impacts of the spill .

If you want to know more you can also look here, here, here, here and here. Like I said, the evidence isn’t hard to come by.

The good news is that the worst possible outcome–millions of gallons of oil washing up on sensitive coasts and wetlands–doesn’t look like it will come to pass. The naturally occuring oil-eating bacteria that live in the Gulf have kicked into overdrive to eat the oil, but that too poses hazards should the ballooning bacteria population lead to vast swathes of low-oxygen water. Such zones would be deadly to fish and the smaller parts of the ecosystem.

We should also be concerned about the amount of chemical dispersant sprayed in the Gulf during the spill. The dispersants are meant to prevent huge slicks from coating beaches, and they do just what they’re supposed to: disperse, not destroy, not clean up or remove. The chemical dispersant itself is largely untested for environmental impact, especially at the kinds of volume that were being dumped into the Gulf for several months. So no easy answers.

And as this article points out, there’s evidence to suggest that the dispersant simply forced huge quantities of the oil downward, into the middle of water column, where huge slicks remain trapped, while others settle on the seafloor as giant mats of oil, inches thick, that kill all life as they block off and starve the seafloor and its countless biological components from precious food and oxygen.

The National Geographic article does a good job of pointing out just how superficial the recovery of some reefs and wetlands has been from oil spills (in that the oil is a couple of inches below the sand, as fresh and sticky and poisonous as the day it washed up from the well…)

So why go to all this trouble to refute the claims of a blog troll? Well, I’m curious about just why this fellow is so pissed off by my little blog post about environmental disaster. I mean, this is Blogowych, not BoingBoing. And once he found the post, if he felt I was just some hippie wingnut, why all the venom? I suppose some people, when angry, are just the kind who need to vent. But hanging on to the rage this long and making periodic return visits to post comments on a post that didn’t get many views and which doesn’t even appear on the main page anywhere?

The reason I asked about his real identity (a request he seemed perplexed and infuriated by) was because I’d like to know what his biases and credentials are. Is he simply a concerned citizen, like I am? Is he an engineer in the field of petrochemicals? Is he in the employ of a petrochemical company? Has he been hired by BP or some lobby group as a paid apologist, or to slag every post he can find that speaks ill of the spill and the corporate response? (If I were BP, I’d sure as hell hire somebody to flame away on blogs, Twitter, Facebook, etc.)

Doubtless, I’m letting my imagination and paranoia get the better of me but you see where I’m going with this. Biases matter, and I feel they should be declared if we’re going to have a frank, honest debate. I was happy enough to list my credentials, education, etc. when asked.

However, I clearly expected too much of this poster. While I wanted to engage with the issues and marshal evidence to support and refute, Anonymous seemed intent simply on name calling. He’s accused me of ad hominem attacks, as well as being a “fascist idiot”. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know what either an ad hominem attack or a fascist is.

He has also called me a “mule-riding, petrophobic, Earth-worshipping Druid with an 7th-grade education” (direct quote).

Oh–I take it back. Clearly he does understand what an ad hominem attack is.

Well, I’ll spend no more time trying to reason with the unreasonable. This mule-riding, petrophobic, Earth-worshipping Druid with an 7th-grade education will simply take solace in knowing that he’s in the right.

– S.

Things Overhead at the Stop-Watch Gang Meeting – 25 July 2010

“This is a Jennifer Lopez movie that I’ve seen.”

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Q: “Who says?”
A: “I do.”

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“He’s HUGE in Romania!”

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“I couldn’t remember a damn thing about the story after I put it down. Sorry — I’m not holding back on this one.”

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“He’s not THAT big in Romania.”

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“It’s like trying to read a map inside a car full of clowns.”

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“He’s been to Romania…or knows how to spell it.”

Rise of the Machine Books?

The New York Times reported yesterday that Amazon.com has announced that for the last three months, sales of books for its e-reader, the Kindle, outnumbered the sales of hardcover books through their website.

In that time, Amazon said, it sold 143 Kindle books for every 100 hardcover books, including hardcovers for which there is no Kindle edition.

The pace of change is quickening, too, Amazon said. In the last four weeks sales rose to 180 digital books for every 100 hardcover copies.

The figures released by Amazon.com do not include free Kindle books, of which there are 1.8 million originally published before 1923 (they are in the public domain because their copyright has expired), nor did Amazon give figures for how paperback sales compare with e-book sales (paperback sales are thought to still outnumber e-books).

One expert in the Times article goes so far as to predict that within a decade, fewer than 25 percent of all books sold will be print versions.

Hmm… That seems a bit extreme to me. After all, the dead-tree version of the book still has its appeals (not least of which is never running out of batteries or crashing and losing your e-book just as you’re about to find out what happens to Ahab and the Whale*)

But it seems clear that the e-book is, at last, here to stay. And I certainly see the appeal of buying the e-book version rather than the hardcover version: hardcovers are heavy, not usually bus- or subway-friendly reading, and they are usually $30+ dollars, whereas you can get the e-book version for your preferred reader for somewhere in the neighborhood of $12.99 most time. Sometimes less.

So what does this mean for publishers and authors? Well, that’s a bit harder to say. It may end up being a good thing for everyone: working in publishing I can tell you that one of the biggest first costs for a printed book is the paper, print, and bind (PP&B) costs.

We routinely send our books to the printer as hi-res PDF files. If we didn’t have to actually bother printing the physical books…

And (at least so far) publishers look to be paying authors a much higher percentage royalty on the e-copies of their books (anywhere from 25-50% of net) than they get currently on paperbacks (around 40 cents) or hardcovers (maybe $2 from every hardcover sold)

So what does the future hold? Difficult to say. Always in motion is the future. But I, for one, welcome our e-book overlords…

– S.

* PS: I peaked at the end of Moby Dick–Ahab and the Whale sort out their differences and become friends. Who knew?

I Write Like

Came across a neat little website thanks to a link from Rob Sawyer: it’s called I Write Like and it’s a statistical analysis tool that analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them with those of the famous writers.

So I ran samples from the various stories I’ve had published and here’s what came out (note: these are listed in order of publication):

BORROWED TIME

I write like
Dan Brown

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!


Not really sure I write like Dan Brown I decided to do a little test and try a couple of different sections from one story:

SATURN IN G MINOR
Opening section…

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!


The middle technobabble exposition bit…

I write like
Arthur C. Clarke

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!


Okay, that’s making more sense! So I stayed away from dialogue heavy sections for the test (on the theory that dialogue is what tripped the Dan Brown analysis–though I went back and tested a non-dialogue section of Borrowed Time and it still came out Dan Brown, so…)

CITIUS, ALTIUS, FORTIUS

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!


CLADISTICS

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!


So everything I tested was published stuff and it seems like I was growing in skill (yes, I realize this is hardly a scientific or necessarily reliable test, but still it’s nice to think…) so I decided to test something unpublished, something I’ve just recent finished work on and which is now out for consideration:

UNPUBLISHED STORY

I write like
Ursula K. Le Guin

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Cool! Could it be that I’m making actual progress?? 😉

– S.