Things Overhead at the Stop-Watch Gang Meeting – 30 January 2011

It was a good meeting yesterday…

– S.

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A: “I don’t think anything in nature could grow genitalia that fast.”
(5 second pause)
B: “Huh huh huh…”

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“On page 5 I wrote ‘scrotum–WHAT!?’ because you can’t just throw a scrotum in there casually.”

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“I feel kinda bad because I didn’t see any of these problems. Now that I’ve heard them, I agree.”

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X: “You hint that the neuromancer has figured it out.”
Y & Z: “Necromancer.”
X: “Necroma– Whatever. Fucking nerds.”

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“It felt like the story stopped to read a map.”

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1: “Your last line sucks.”
2: “They always do.”

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She: “You mention the ‘bonewand’, but I have two teenage boys, so…”
Him: “That’s awesome! I didn’t even see that one!”
She: “You might want to lose the bonewand.”
Him: “I’ll pay you not to!”
Other Him: “A whole table full of guys miss that, but she gets it?”

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