“I’m writing a novel. I have the page numbers done, just have to finish the rest.”
– Stephen Wright

Okay, okay. I know. I’ve said this before. But in the immortal words of Bullwinkle J. Moose: “This time for sure!”

I’m writing The Novel.

I have characters. A plot. Even a title. And you’re not allowed to know anything about any of them, for now.